8/28/10

3 reasons to say "Fuck Jurassic Park 3"

I didn't even take screencaps, thats how little I respect this movie.

- How did a Spinesaurus swallow a damn phone, but its clearly audible from hundreds of feet away while inside of it, yet the giant damn dinosaur can stealth up on the people without them noticing??

- Raptors are not that damn smart! They injure a human knowing he'll cry out for others? What!? They didn't do that the LAST TIME people were there, how'd they learn that people fall for that? Predators use that shit, and they're supposedly the deadliest hunters in the galaxy. But a raptor does? Why!? Its stupid, stop making raptors the Mary Sues of the ancient world!!

- Such a bad movie just two reasons are enough to hate it!

1 comment:

  1. 1 reason to LOVE Jurassic Park 3..... DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    =^.^=

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