Battletanx. Badass Griffen Spade lives threw a plauge that wipes out almost the enitre population of women on earth. His fiancee, Madison, is one of the few survivors. But she's stolen away from him by the United States government. Whats worse, the warring over the remaining woman is in high gear, and the world has ben scorched by nukes. It's up to Griffen to climb into a tank, and kick ass from coast to coast in order to get the love of his life back.
Eat your heart out Brian K. Vaughn. Yorick didn't have a fucking tank.
During the course of Spade's crosscountry vengeance-palooza, he runs into other gangs of battle-ready survivors, with thier own tanks. The Nuclear Knights, the Skull Riders, the Aftershocks, the Psycho Brigade, the Mech Mechanics...its like the beautiful child of the Warriors and Mad Max. Besides the tanks, the groups usually have thier own women too. But not for long, since Griffen decides to take them too. Fuck yeah! His journey finally ends in California, where he blasts the government all the way back to when this actually could have been a movie and finally is reunited with his love. One day, I hope to find the kind of love that fuels me to cut a path of devestaion across the country. But for now its a dream, and I only have my memories of my time as Spade, and of the Nintendo 64.
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