'Pretty, Pretty Dresses' caps

Pee at the urinal, coward

I see this a lot at my job, and it bothers me; a seemingly normal man walking past the urinal and going into a stall to take a piss. There's only two stalls in the bathroom, so you know you're torpedoing someone who needs a stall just for a little privacy, and I don't get it. The urinals have dividers, and its not a freaking trough or anything, so why can;t you act like a man and use a urinal?

Now, if you feel the need to sit and leak thats one thing. I'm actually okay with that, because if you're on your feet all day taking a 30 second break is okay. But closing yourself up in a stall to stand up and go? What the hell. You're not a man, thats for sure. 

I've also seen guys walk up and try to go into a stall to find it occupied, then use the urinal without any problems at all. I just don't understand the deal, if you want to have a place to stand up and piss thats EXACTLY what a urinal is for, stop being a little bitch who's afraid everybody out to see your dick and just man up and go the bathroom. 

Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet!

Eat Me

Opened up the folks fridge, and they had some leftovers conveniently marked. I could eat this:

and this one:

But then I saw THIS:

I didn't know what it was, I have never wanted to eat anything any more then this is my life.

Okay, second most, but that other box was still really tempting.

King of the Hill random caps

Plowbeast, Yoked No More

Yoked Plowbeast was a creature from Naya in the Shard of Alara expansion. For whatever reason, the Magic forums latched onto it, and made it a bit of a running joke. There was talk about it being over-powered of course, and I myself made a pretty fun standard deck called Yoked Pimpbeast, which was the Plowbeast and the cards with the hottest girls in green and white. I also made the below, a mock planeswalker card. I just stumbled onto it in my folder a few minutes ago and thought I'd share.

Other Milf

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Awesome Columbo Endings: Suitable for Framing

Been watching a lot of Columbo lately, and man do his movies entertain. In Suitable for Framing, from season one, an art critic kills his collector uncle and tries to frame his aunt with two stolen paintings, and midway threw the episode Columbo had reached into the killers art bag, which we surmised contained something. It'd come into play later on, after the paintings are discovered in the aunt's home... 

you...youre looking for your own prints

i touched it earlier remember

you touched it right now

nope

...

I'm being hunted by a predator because of Sara Jay

The facts:

- Predators hunt the most dangerous things they can, searching for the most impressive prey they can.

- Man has, when the pinnacle of our species, the ability to defeat a predator.

- Once after a convention Sara Jay fed me cotton candy

Thus, being the ultimate man I am in fact the ultimate prey.

At work these past few days I've heard the clicking noise, so I know there's a predator waiting for me to let my guard down but probably too afraid to try me straight up. He knows that like the Undertaker, I'd make him famous. I did think it was kind of weird for a Predator to be at Wal-Mart bugging me, and nobody else seems to hear it, but I guess that just shows how attuned to badassery I am.Which means at this point its a waiting game, to see if its him (them?) or me that makes the first mistake. And while we're waiting, Sara Jay;

66 Space Princesses

Here are a few sketch pages from an Adam Strange-inspired story of mine that never took off. The art is by Ryan Butcher, who seems to have moved on from comics in the time since they were done. We collaborated on a few different things, including the short lived webcomic Sexy Asian Pizza which i'll talk about more another time.