Almost year 8 of my Kevin Smith boycott

Ah, Hollywood writers. If there's one thing they were good for after the turn of the century, it was dicking over comic fans. And no one was better at it then Kevin Smith. While he did come into the decade on what many called a high note (I don't - his Green Arrow was based around entirely avoiding the continuity of how the last series ended and his Daredevil was centered around writing DD as out of character as possible), by mid-2003 his star had lost its shine. Issue 3 of Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do was nowhere to be found (last issue coming out in October of 2002), and Daredevil: The Target #2 was also still missing (January 2003 #1 hit). And then...Jersey Girl. And Degrassi. Basically, anything that WASN'T comics. So, I decided to not pay for anything else Kevin Smith was doing until he finished his books. The Spider-Man book was finished in 2006, but Daredevil is essentially never getting done. It's not some grand cause and I'm not telling anyone else they should avoid his work, but personally I can't support someone who's not supporting the fans.

Dear Jerks at work,

Please don't come to my register, thats not for normal check-outs anyway, and leave your basket. Ya see, the place where you picked them up, the place where they go, is right next to the exits. You know, the same damn place you literally HAVE to go to when you're leaving.

I'm doing you a fucking favour by checking you out when I don't have to, and you leave the basket at my counter that is used to display actual stuff? Seriously? You're so much of a selfish prick you need me to leave my station, walking next to you (which I've had to do several times) to put a basket away at the same place you're going?

Please stop being such lazy pieces of shit.

Sincerely,
the guy giving you bad service next time you're in, or flat out ignoring you.

My 'Girlfriend Experience' Sucks

A Girlfriend Experience is when an escort offers more then sex, and usually does things more akin to, well, a girlfriend. Kissing, fondling, guilting, ect. But I recently had a bad one I wanted to share. I was going to take my friend, who is a girl, to work. Well I get to her house and whats going on? There's a bug in the closet then she wants me to kill it. "Alright" I say "But I get to see you naked for this right?" The answer was no. After that, we swing threw McDonalds for lunch and what happens? She didn't bring her money so I had to pay for it. I started to count on my fingers;

- driving her around
- hunting bugs
- buying her lunch
- no nudity

One of those things is not like the other. One of those things does not belong. I would have been waaay better off going to visit Mika Tan in the Bunny Ranch for a real GFE, dammit. I bet I coulda even touched one of her boobs!

Pee at the urinal, coward

I see this a lot at my job, and it bothers me; a seemingly normal man walking past the urinal and going into a stall to take a piss. There's only two stalls in the bathroom, so you know you're torpedoing someone who needs a stall just for a little privacy, and I don't get it. The urinals have dividers, and its not a freaking trough or anything, so why can;t you act like a man and use a urinal?

Now, if you feel the need to sit and leak thats one thing. I'm actually okay with that, because if you're on your feet all day taking a 30 second break is okay. But closing yourself up in a stall to stand up and go? What the hell. You're not a man, thats for sure. 

I've also seen guys walk up and try to go into a stall to find it occupied, then use the urinal without any problems at all. I just don't understand the deal, if you want to have a place to stand up and piss thats EXACTLY what a urinal is for, stop being a little bitch who's afraid everybody out to see your dick and just man up and go the bathroom.