I didn't even take screencaps, thats how little I respect this movie.
- How did a Spinesaurus swallow a damn phone, but its clearly audible from hundreds of feet away while inside of it, yet the giant damn dinosaur can stealth up on the people without them noticing??
- Raptors are not that damn smart! They injure a human knowing he'll cry out for others? What!? They didn't do that the LAST TIME people were there, how'd they learn that people fall for that? Predators use that shit, and they're supposedly the deadliest hunters in the galaxy. But a raptor does? Why!? Its stupid, stop making raptors the Mary Sues of the ancient world!!
- Such a bad movie just two reasons are enough to hate it!
Showing posts with label Predator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Predator. Show all posts
7/28/10
I'm being hunted by a predator because of Sara Jay
The facts:
- Predators hunt the most dangerous things they can, searching for the most impressive prey they can.
- Man has, when the pinnacle of our species, the ability to defeat a predator.
- Once after a convention Sara Jay fed me cotton candy
Thus, being the ultimate man I am in fact the ultimate prey.
At work these past few days I've heard the clicking noise, so I know there's a predator waiting for me to let my guard down but probably too afraid to try me straight up. He knows that like the Undertaker, I'd make him famous. I did think it was kind of weird for a Predator to be at Wal-Mart bugging me, and nobody else seems to hear it, but I guess that just shows how attuned to badassery I am.Which means at this point its a waiting game, to see if its him (them?) or me that makes the first mistake. And while we're waiting, Sara Jay;
- Predators hunt the most dangerous things they can, searching for the most impressive prey they can.
- Man has, when the pinnacle of our species, the ability to defeat a predator.
- Once after a convention Sara Jay fed me cotton candy
Thus, being the ultimate man I am in fact the ultimate prey.
At work these past few days I've heard the clicking noise, so I know there's a predator waiting for me to let my guard down but probably too afraid to try me straight up. He knows that like the Undertaker, I'd make him famous. I did think it was kind of weird for a Predator to be at Wal-Mart bugging me, and nobody else seems to hear it, but I guess that just shows how attuned to badassery I am.Which means at this point its a waiting game, to see if its him (them?) or me that makes the first mistake. And while we're waiting, Sara Jay;
7/20/10
Hannah Montana: The Movie Review pt. 2
Miley is back at her grandmother's house, a woman she hasn't visited in years. "She" gives grandma an Elvis plate to go on her wall of celebrity hicks.
What follows is actually some classic slapstick fun, with the plates falling and Billy Ray Cyrus' mad dash to save them. I was genuinely impressed with it, and it ends perfectly. Its not the smartest humour, but it is rather timeless. Rascal Flatts is friends with Miley's grandma, playing... a band that sings like Rascal Flatts. I actually saw them in concert, along with the gorgeous Taylor Swift, who makes a cameo later. While this is going on Miley and her grandma chat, and the next day she tries to pretend everything good and she's happy with her Miley life. Some farming related pratfalls and Billy Ray Cyrus has another funny line. He's the real secret super-star here. He goes out to work on the truck, and finds Jan from the Office welding...something under the hood. My buddy watching, who's a bit of an automotive aficionado, started to rant and think up reasons for it, but was mostly exasperated. then its a nonsense scene, where Jackson is working at an animal show, and gets is butt bitten off. Its a harmless, fun diversion.
Miley and her grandma get into a confrontation - as much as exists in this universe - and then there's hijinks with the paparatzzo chap thats followed her to town. He ends up being diverted to the middle of nowhere, where he prepares to kill a Predator.
Travis catches Miley singing, says her music has no soul or personality, they bond over building a chicken coup, and then its time for a fundraiser to sound town. Miley's dad sings, and then Taylor Swift is here. When I saw her in concert she gave me the eye, totally true story. Still, its no use, even after Miley sings, the town doesn't have enough money and the corporate goons are going to take over. Then Travis says Miley could get her friend Hannah Montana to come help. I suspect tomfoolery next time in the conclusion!!
What follows is actually some classic slapstick fun, with the plates falling and Billy Ray Cyrus' mad dash to save them. I was genuinely impressed with it, and it ends perfectly. Its not the smartest humour, but it is rather timeless. Rascal Flatts is friends with Miley's grandma, playing... a band that sings like Rascal Flatts. I actually saw them in concert, along with the gorgeous Taylor Swift, who makes a cameo later. While this is going on Miley and her grandma chat, and the next day she tries to pretend everything good and she's happy with her Miley life. Some farming related pratfalls and Billy Ray Cyrus has another funny line. He's the real secret super-star here. He goes out to work on the truck, and finds Jan from the Office welding...something under the hood. My buddy watching, who's a bit of an automotive aficionado, started to rant and think up reasons for it, but was mostly exasperated. then its a nonsense scene, where Jackson is working at an animal show, and gets is butt bitten off. Its a harmless, fun diversion.
Miley and her grandma get into a confrontation - as much as exists in this universe - and then there's hijinks with the paparatzzo chap thats followed her to town. He ends up being diverted to the middle of nowhere, where he prepares to kill a Predator.
Travis catches Miley singing, says her music has no soul or personality, they bond over building a chicken coup, and then its time for a fundraiser to sound town. Miley's dad sings, and then Taylor Swift is here. When I saw her in concert she gave me the eye, totally true story. Still, its no use, even after Miley sings, the town doesn't have enough money and the corporate goons are going to take over. Then Travis says Miley could get her friend Hannah Montana to come help. I suspect tomfoolery next time in the conclusion!!
7/17/10
I saw Predators
It was okay. Nothing special, and I like any movie that has foreman in it. The original movie is still the best of the bunch, and rewatching that made me think of the awesomely inappropriate for children toy line. This is one I had, Spiked Tail Predator:
On the box, is that 4 and up? Awesome for a rated R movie character. Random childhood memory; ever play Predator with your friends? Me and my cousins did, terrible boring game where the soldiers die fucking instantly while who evers the Pred just claims to be fine.
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