A Girlfriend Experience is when an escort offers more then sex, and usually does things more akin to, well, a girlfriend. Kissing, fondling, guilting, ect. But I recently had a bad one I wanted to share. I was going to take my friend, who is a girl, to work. Well I get to her house and whats going on? There's a bug in the closet then she wants me to kill it. "Alright" I say "But I get to see you naked for this right?" The answer was no. After that, we swing threw McDonalds for lunch and what happens? She didn't bring her money so I had to pay for it. I started to count on my fingers;
- driving her around
- hunting bugs
- buying her lunch
- no nudity
One of those things is not like the other. One of those things does not belong. I would have been waaay better off going to visit Mika Tan in the Bunny Ranch for a real GFE, dammit. I bet I coulda even touched one of her boobs!
I came close enough to killing it for it to count!
ReplyDelete>.<
ReplyDelete